fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october
Fuck that, no. Who wants frigid? What’s wrong with you people? Cold sucks. It does. Fuck your campfires and your snuggling. Are you snuggling your asses to work in the cold? Remember how shitty it is to just have to go check the mail or run to the DMV or supermarket in the winter. Then you won’t be sitting around wishing it was cold.