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Drunkish

I just got home from what’s going on these days. Allow me to explain. First of all, my brother won’t stop talking to me. Like ever. Like Jesus Christ. Anyway, I’m gonna try to type while he talks and respond so I don’t sound like an asshole.

Okay, so, I just got back from this dance club. In other states it’d be a strip club but it’s illegal to show nips in VA. Stupid, I know. Anyway, I went to the store to get some things and stopped at the not-strip club and had a few drinks. Funny, there wasn’t even a girl on stage for most of the 2 and a half hours I was there. I even got singles. Whatever.

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Guys

I know you don’t care ‘cause we’re not actually friends, you just follow me on Tumblr (for some reason) but I’m fuckin’ up.

I have a friend who could possibly see this but fuck it.

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I read my post from last night.

I am disappoint.