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nevver:

Just do it

Essential to the writing process.

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Future Essay Topics

  • White People
  • @normaltweetguy
  • What is the point of going to strip clubs/Why can’t I stop going to strip clubs
  • Why Doritos are more appealing to young people than Lay’s
  • An expose on a person who flosses daily

Tinder’s trying to make me seem like an asshole.

It’s not notifying me when I have messages from my matches so I don’t realize I’ve been responded to for like an hour. I’m not gonna get any pussy new friends this way.

Nothing in my life has made parenthood seem more frightening than the Louie episode “In the Woods”

Nothing.

My Friday so far.

nevver:

In other news

I honestly don’t understand why certain doom is supposed to be news. Like, why don’t we all just get in a mood about the fact that we’re gonna die all the time, huh?

(via thecultureofme)

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Looking for a girl who’s into indie movies, but not the indie lifestyle. That includes walking as an activity, having homemade anything, meditating, obsessing over coffee or tea, etc. Vegans need not apply.

Screenplay Update

I’ve been trying to prune some pages out. It’s currently at 131. I’ve kinda come to terms with the fact that I won’t be able to cut enough of it to make it the kind of thing I give to people to read (since apparently they like 120 tops) but I’m gonna put it on the back burner and work on something else.

I’ll probably still shape it up but it’s about done. I’m gonna have a friend of mine read it and see what he thinks when I’m done doing minor corrections. Feeling pretty good, even if it all is just for fun.

I don’t believe in miracles but…

when the person you usually drunk text (for obvious reasons) texts you out of the blue while you’ve been drinking… GODSEND.

fuckyeahhotactress:

Gal Gadot – STNDRD Magazine Issue #4 

You know like when you throw up and you feel better ‘cause you did but now your throat hurts? That has nothing to do with this post.

(Source: dailyactress)