Going about this the wrong way!
I just heard on Colbert that a politically correct version of Twas the Night Before Christmas has gotten rid of Santa’s pipe. I don’t think kids start smoking because Santa Claus does. I really don’t think that has any bearing on anyone’s smoking at all.
I guess the idea is that Santa can now be a role model and teach kids not to smoke but the guy’s only around for 2 fucking months a year and by the time kids start smoking they don’t even believe in him anymore. God damn, why are we doing this?