I swear I wouldn’t get angry if I never turned to the View.
It just sorta happens some days and it never ends well. They’re talking about how Haley Steinfeld might be playing Juliet in a new Romeo & Juliet movie. These bitches are worried about the nude scene where she’ll have a body double. That means she’s not actually going to appear nude.
The idiot blonde is saying things like “if they’re trying to imitate Shakespeare, why don’t they use a boy?” and “they’re trying to make us think it’s a 14-year-old girl getting naked.” She acts like Romeo & Juliet is porn and everyone watching will be pedophiles just there to imagine that she’s naked.
She’s 14. That means she’s old enough to be in high school. We saw the fucking movie of Romeo & Juliet with nudity in it when I was a freshman in high school. This isn’t crazy, it’s not sick, it’s not anything. Juliet was young so they’re using a young actress and appropriately dealing with the problems that creates. Fack.
Thanks for lettin’ me rant.