I just heard on Colbert that a politically correct version of Twas the Night Before Christmas has gotten rid of Santa’s pipe. I don’t think kids start smoking because Santa Claus does. I really don’t think that has any bearing on anyone’s smoking at all.

I guess the idea is that Santa can now be a role model and teach kids not to smoke but the guy’s only around for 2 fucking months a year and by the time kids start smoking they don’t even believe in him anymore. God damn, why are we doing this?

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Someone doesn’t understand HURRICANE PROTOCOL. I hope I get sucked out of the window or a branch tears through our screen just so I can say “I told you so”

It just sorta happens some days and it never ends well. They’re talking about how Haley Steinfeld might be playing Juliet in a new Romeo & Juliet movie. These bitches are worried about the nude scene where she’ll have a body double. That means she’s not actually going to appear nude.

The idiot blonde is saying things like “if they’re trying to imitate Shakespeare, why don’t they use a boy?” and “they’re trying to make us think it’s a 14-year-old girl getting naked.” She acts like Romeo & Juliet is porn and everyone watching will be pedophiles just there to imagine that she’s naked.

She’s 14. That means she’s old enough to be in high school. We saw the fucking movie of Romeo & Juliet with nudity in it when I was a freshman in high school. This isn’t crazy, it’s not sick, it’s not anything. Juliet was young so they’re using a young actress and appropriately dealing with the problems that creates. Fack.

Thanks for lettin’ me rant.

8bitexistence:

We really just want to kill ourselves off. I’ve asked this before, but what has happened to us as a species, that we feel so fucking bad for this hunk of dirt that we live on, that we have to STOP PROPAGATING OUR OWN SPECIES TO HELP IT? Really? Just stop having babies, is that the solution? You really want to fight for the end of man? Is that really a noble cause? I say fuck you. I am going to have children, and you will pay taxes to put them in school. Fuck you. I will eat only out of Styrofoam containers. Fuck mother earth, and have some goddamn dignity as the ruling species on this planet. You’re not a tree or a fucking lemur, you’re a sentient being capable of abstract thought and reason. Fucking act like it.

/rage

If ever there were justified rage, it’s right here. This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard in my entire life.