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Going about this the wrong way!

I just heard on Colbert that a politically correct version of Twas the Night Before Christmas has gotten rid of Santa’s pipe. I don’t think kids start smoking because Santa Claus does. I really don’t think that has any bearing on anyone’s smoking at all.

I guess the idea is that Santa can now be a role model and teach kids not to smoke but the guy’s only around for 2 fucking months a year and by the time kids start smoking they don’t even believe in him anymore. God damn, why are we doing this?

" It’s just my symbol of genocide to the bullshit. Mass murdering the bullshit.Too much bullshit out here. I came to Nazi that shit. I came to Hitler that motherfucker. Put all the fake motherfuckers in the gas chamber and gas your fuck ass. That’s what I’m here to do. So niggas better walk light around a nigga. I’ma show niggas. I can talk but I’ma show niggas. All that fake shit, I’ma call that shit out and I’ma stomp that shit out. I got a mission. Just playing the game for the meantime. "


(Rapper) Gunplay Explains Meaning Behind Swastika Tattoo

This might be the worst explanation for a terrible tattoo I’ve ever read. I mean, if you have to explain a tattoo this hard, it’s a bad tattoo. Also, if you have a goddamn swastika tattoo, it’s probably a bad tattoo.

When I read the headline I assumed the tattoo would be referring to whatever the symbol stood for before the Nazis got a hold of it, and even that’s pretty much taboo. This though? This is straight up ignorant.

My mom’s opening the windows to let a breeze through.

Someone doesn’t understand HURRICANE PROTOCOL. I hope I get sucked out of the window or a branch tears through our screen just so I can say “I told you so”

I swear I wouldn’t get angry if I never turned to the View.

It just sorta happens some days and it never ends well. They’re talking about how Haley Steinfeld might be playing Juliet in a new Romeo & Juliet movie. These bitches are worried about the nude scene where she’ll have a body double. That means she’s not actually going to appear nude.

The idiot blonde is saying things like “if they’re trying to imitate Shakespeare, why don’t they use a boy?” and “they’re trying to make us think it’s a 14-year-old girl getting naked.” She acts like Romeo & Juliet is porn and everyone watching will be pedophiles just there to imagine that she’s naked.

She’s 14. That means she’s old enough to be in high school. We saw the fucking movie of Romeo & Juliet with nudity in it when I was a freshman in high school. This isn’t crazy, it’s not sick, it’s not anything. Juliet was young so they’re using a young actress and appropriately dealing with the problems that creates. Fack.

Thanks for lettin’ me rant.


We really just want to kill ourselves off. I’ve asked this before, but what has happened to us as a species, that we feel so fucking bad for this hunk of dirt that we live on, that we have to STOP PROPAGATING OUR OWN SPECIES TO HELP IT? Really? Just stop having babies, is that the solution? You really want to fight for the end of man? Is that really a noble cause? I say fuck you. I am going to have children, and you will pay taxes to put them in school. Fuck you. I will eat only out of Styrofoam containers. Fuck mother earth, and have some goddamn dignity as the ruling species on this planet. You’re not a tree or a fucking lemur, you’re a sentient being capable of abstract thought and reason. Fucking act like it.


If ever there were justified rage, it’s right here. This is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

2D Glasses! Take the Headache out of 3D (by vlogbrothers)

No No No. Why not save the  $7 and the extra $4 or $5 of seeing a movie in 3D, and just see it in 2D, like back in the old’en days.

If you HAVE to get these because your friends always want to see movies in 3D and you get a headache or something, GET BETTER FRIENDS WHO DON’T WANT TO SEE MOVIES IN 3D!